I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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