I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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