I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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