The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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