what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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