My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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