i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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