Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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