sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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