Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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