Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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