its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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