i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize