escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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