I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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