Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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