There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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