so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
