Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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