Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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