Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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