I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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