Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
