how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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