There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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