This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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