Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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