at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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