after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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