i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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