i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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