I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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