dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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