You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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