Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize