he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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