forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Randomize