she was so not down for the gang bang
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.