the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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