BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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