So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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