Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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