guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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