I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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