when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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