Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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