hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
so let's talk penis.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
