I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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