Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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