Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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