i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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