Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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