We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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