Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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